IDEA FOR A MOVIE



I want to make a movie where is basically an normal action movie, with a basic plot involving a bad guy, who is trying to blow up the world, and there is good guy who is trying to save the world and his girlfriend from the bad guy.

So anyways, the movie goes normally, but right at the end, when the good guy is about to kiss the girl after saving her and the world, his eyes would roll back in his head and he would spontainiously implode. He would sort of groan like a malfunctioning machine as this happens. His girlfriend would be unusually stolid and just stare straight ahead as if she didn't care.

Suddenly, she would start walking away like a robot and make beeping sounds with her mouth. She would crash through a wall for some reason. The wall would turn out to be part of a clone factory and a mob of nude clones would rush onto the streets. A sniper on a roof nearby would be trying to shoot them all, but he would become overwhelmed and end up falling over and dying with frustration. His dead body would start levitating and get burned up in the sun. The ashes from his incinerated corpse would be cleaned up by the robotic girlfriend, who's arm is actually a vacuum cleaner.

Then the bad guy would come out of the ground as a telepathic zombie with eight heads and take control of every clone's mind. He would command them to launch five-hundered and thirty-two acid filled rockets at his heads, because he dislikes being an undead, Hindu god.

The massive splashing of acid would melt all the clones and the robot girlfriend would start crying, but a robot crying sounds like laughing to a human, so a nearby cheerleader would be offended and start spinning her head around as she sticks her tongue out in disgust. In a blind rage, the robot girlfriend steals a red bus and starts running over innocent people, but most of them can teleport out of the way, usually ending up underneath a military tank, which isn't any better.

Sparks start to fly from the spinning wheels of the bus as it goes lightspead and crashes into Mars and is vaporized. The movie would show a replay of her hitting Mars a couple times with the phrase: "The End?" flashed subliminally on the screen.The credits would start rolling and in the background there would be three heads sticking out of a wall that look like zombie versions of the three stooges, who would be constantly screaming and biting small lizards. The end.

A Dream I Had I was fighting an orange samuri warrior who actually was not Japanese but a warrior never the less. He ran at me with his sword and once I deflected it, I wacked him with some sort of wooden object and he died. Once he died, his body turned into a shaggy,gray dog, much like a wolf in shagginess, which my parents demanded that I chop apart the dead dog and attach the head and skeleton to their little white gocart ( possibly the samuri killed their parents and they wanted revenge??). I dragged it up to my room and was able to chop off a few of the limbs, which was a very painful act indeed, to chop apart a dead dog. Then I cut into the neck, but in my wimpiness I did not severe the head. I was about to chop again but, I could not do it because the head started licking my foot. I called my stepmom, who had turned into some sort of cavewoman and ate small chicken wings off the dog's back. Then after a while, I looked out my window to see the skeleton dangling off the back of a white gocart who was being driven by my parents in a very "beverly hillbilly-ish" manner.

ANOTHER DREAM I HAD I was riding on the inside of a firetruck, which looked much like the inside of a chevy suburban. We were entering a parking garage when there was this skinny girl with no eyebrows sitting next to me yakking about something. For some reason, I stuck my feet out at her and started pushing her away from me and finally slid over to the most extreme side of the backseat and fell into the space between the seat and the door. I took my foot and crammed her in there even further while she squirmed to get out, but she was crammed in too far. I got out of the firetruck and went into the office building the parking garage was connected to. When I left the elevator, I was released into this field which was very green. It was a pretty sight and it was sunny outside. I noticed a large cabin and walked inside. Some rich guy was in there and he showed me his most prized possesion: a prop from a '50s sci-fi movie. It was a very large robot sort of thing that was in a horizontal position with its arms splayed out in pain. From its stomach, a glassy alien was emerging and it was lit up. He said that in the movie, this type of alien could translate languages. I got bored so I walked outside and was unbareably hungry. I found another cabin and was invited inside by Injun Joe, the villian from "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer". He spooned some stew he made into a bowl and gave it to me nicely. Then he walked outside while I ate it. I then walked outside and saw him melting into an orange pile of goo, which was somewhat sad to watch. Then my dad was behind me and told me that Injun Joe made the stew I just ate from his own poop and I almost barfed.